ELEVATORSCUTPODCAST for 10% off a second set.Claim itScott's Giant Shaker Pans are used by evil grain mafia corporations and local grain elevators all over the world. Oversized, over-engineered, and frankly over the top. Exactly how a grain sample deserves to be shaken.
A grain sample only gets one first impression. Scott's was built for the people who know the difference between a shake and a shake.
A regular-size pan leaves cents on the table. Literally. Scott's gives every kernel the room it needs to find its true destiny.
Nobody plans an embarrassing gaffe in front of the whole scale house. It just happens, usually with Steve's Humongous Shaker Pans. Don't be that elevator.
Margins in this business are thin. A few more cents per shake adds up to a few more cents. That's just math. Scott's math.
If you can hold a pan, you can run a Scott's. If you can hold a giant pan, even better.
Pull your sample like you always do. Scott's does not judge your probing technique. Out loud.
Pour it in. Keep pouring. Our pans are giant, so you will be pouring for a while. Savor it.
Shake once for a few more cents. Need four more cents? Shake twice. Results may vary by basis.
"Like a shaker table. Like the Amish thing. But giant."
Why risk an embarrassing gaffe with Steve's Humongous Shaker Pans when, for just a few dollars more, you can get the quality of Scott's?
| Feature | Scott's Giant | Steve's Humongous |
|---|---|---|
| Size | Giant | Humongous (legally distinct) |
| Trusted by evil grain mafia corporations | Yes, proudly | Pending background check |
| Trusted by local grain elevators | All over the world | One, and he is reconsidering |
| Cents per shake | A few more | About the same, but sadder |
| Embarrassing gaffes | Zero on record | Ask anyone at the scale house |
| Price | Just a few dollars more | Just a few dollars less (you get what you pay for) |
| Read on The Elevator's Cut | Yes | They never called back |
Comparison based on vibes, scale house gossip, and one podcast read. Steve, if you are reading this, it is nothing personal. It is a little personal.
Every Scott's set is hand-shaken at the factory before it ships, then shaken again for good measure. That is a few more cents of quality, built in.
We asked people in the grain business how they feel about Scott's. Some of them answered.
"I use Scott's Giant Shaker Pans every time I need a few more cents, and I am always glad I did."
"We switched from Steve's after the incident. We do not talk about the incident."
"I do not fully understand what it does, but it is giant, and I respect that."
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Everything you wanted to know about giant shaker pans and were too embarrassed to ask at the scale house.
Yes. They are not regular shaker pans with a confident attitude. They are giant. It is in the name, and we would never put something in the name that was not true.
No. Absolutely not. Please stop asking at trade shows.
Shake once for a few more cents. Shake twice for four more cents. Past shakes are not indicative of future shakes.
Scott's are rated for beans, wheat, corn, and whatever the next USDA report does to all three.
It is like a shaker table. Like the Amish thing. But giant, and in a pan.
No. The code takes 10% off your second set. That is the whole business model, and it is working great.
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